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Friday, January 29, 2010
God's Not One Of Us
I felt motivated to dig this out of the depths of my hard drive by a friend who did something similar. I wrote this mid-August after hearing Joan Osborne's song "One Of Us" for the first time in years. Not surprising, but I wasn't offended by it when I used to hear it before; being unsaved and "tolerant" at the time. This time was different. I think it all started when Matt and I jokingly changed the line to "Could you be more blasphemous?" and I ended up changing the whole song to follow suit. If you're unfamiliar with the song, you can find the video below.
I warn you - I'm no lyricist. Purely for amusement's sake. Whether that's just my amusement is up to you.
God's Not One of Us
God has a name, it is Almighty
And you don't deserve to say it
Because of all His Glory
In the sight of holiness, you would be broken
Yes, yes God is Good
But know, know that God is Just
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
No, God's not one of us
Could you be more blasphemous?
To compare Him to all of us
Should fill you full of shame
God has a face, but not like man's
And you won't want to see it
If you were to die in all your sin
Repent and trust the Gospel, and God will spare you
Yes, yes God is Good
But know, know that God is Just
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
No, God's not one of us
Could you be more blasphemous?
To compare Him to all of us
Should fill you full of shame
You don't deserve to say His name
Repent and quench the eternal flame
Of God's righteous wrath and rain
So save yourself some pain
Yes, yes God is Good
But know, know that God is Just
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
No, God's not one of us
Could you be more blasphemous?
To compare Him to all of us
Should fill you full of shame
You don't deserve to say His name
You sold your soul for worthless fame
Repent and quench the eternal flame
Of God's righteous wrath and rain
So save yourself some pain
I warn you - I'm no lyricist. Purely for amusement's sake. Whether that's just my amusement is up to you.
God's Not One of Us
God has a name, it is Almighty
And you don't deserve to say it
Because of all His Glory
In the sight of holiness, you would be broken
Yes, yes God is Good
But know, know that God is Just
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
No, God's not one of us
Could you be more blasphemous?
To compare Him to all of us
Should fill you full of shame
God has a face, but not like man's
And you won't want to see it
If you were to die in all your sin
Repent and trust the Gospel, and God will spare you
Yes, yes God is Good
But know, know that God is Just
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
No, God's not one of us
Could you be more blasphemous?
To compare Him to all of us
Should fill you full of shame
You don't deserve to say His name
Repent and quench the eternal flame
Of God's righteous wrath and rain
So save yourself some pain
Yes, yes God is Good
But know, know that God is Just
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
No, God's not one of us
Could you be more blasphemous?
To compare Him to all of us
Should fill you full of shame
You don't deserve to say His name
You sold your soul for worthless fame
Repent and quench the eternal flame
Of God's righteous wrath and rain
So save yourself some pain
Thursday, January 28, 2010
And the stubborn gene lives on. Drew was completely bent in half, with his legs in front of his face the whole ultrasound and wouldn't budge. Still definitely a boy, however, and very healthy. Spot on where he should be size-wise. Evidently, I just barely passed my glucose test, but I'm doing well, otherwise. My blood pressure still remains low and my weight gain is steady. Next appointment in two weeks; another ultrasound in four.
This picture is the best attempt at a 3D the poor tech could manage.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
I think I may have accidentally lost a lot of my followers when I decided to switch over the name of my photoblog. If you haven't changed your link to that blog (i.e. on a blog roll, in your followed blogs, etc.), make sure to do so, otherwise it won't update properly:
If you're having issues doing this, let me know I can assist you as best I can. If you have no clue what I'm talking about, I'm referring to my photoblog that was once JSMarshall Photography, now The Shutterbugette. Both the title and the link (URL) to this blog have changed and need to be updated in order to receive updates.
Monday, January 18, 2010

After having to reschedule my last doctor appointment, I finally went in today for a checkup and glucose test (for gestational diabetes). What a run-around that was. My OB's phlebotomist was gone today, so they had to send me downstairs to the hospital's lab instead. I was supposed to drink the glucose drink at 9:50 and get my blood drawn at 10:50. I sat and waiting for an hour in my OB's waiting room, watching the time tick closer to 10:50. Finally, I found out that my OB was busy doing a c-section. That gave me five minutes or less to have my usual checkup and get downstairs to have my blood drawn. Thankfully, my doctor was quick and I was on my way (further update below). I got to the lab, handed the receptionist my paperwork, and waited...for another hour. Finally, at 11:50, I told the receptionist, "My glucose test was supposed to be an hour test and it's almost been two hours. I'm thinking it's not going to be effective anymore." Her eyes got big and she said, "Oh no! We thought the time written on your paperwork was the time you drank the glucose drink, not when you needed your blood drawn!" My OB's receptionist hadn't specified what the time was referring to! My hunch was right and the test was no longer effective. I now have to go back and do it all over again within the next two days. Slightly frustrating, but all parties involved were having an off day, so I really have no right to be mad at them. Just feeling inconvenienced, but such is life. As for my actual check up, my blood pressure was the lowest it's been my whole pregnancy. My iron was just a touch low, but we assume it's because I was so sick for so long. Nothing to worry about. My belly measured well and the doctor was pleased with his heartrate and activeness. I asked more about our inevitable c-section, since we're trying to "plan" it around Matt's vacation so he can be here to help me. The doctor told me that it was still too soon to schedule, but if my blood pressure stays low, I'll probably be scheduled on April 2nd. If for some reason my blood pressure sky-rockets, I'll be scheduled either March 29th or 30th. Either way, it will be happening that week - unless I go into labor early. Let's hope that doesn't happen, shall we? Things seem to be moving right along and we're getting closer and closer. Matt and I are starting to get rather excited, now. We can't wait to hold a little one again! My next appointment (aside from my glucose test) is Thursday the 28th of January. We'll have a regular checkup and another ultrasound. Not only is this also Matt's birthday, but it's also the week of his vacation, so he'll be able to come to the ultrasound, too. Nice birthday present!
That brings you up to speed. We covet your prayers for us not only for a continued healthy pregnancy, but also for continued recovery of our sicknesses. Hopefully we are on a healthy trend for awhile!
Monday, January 11, 2010
A church friend of mine posted this on Facebook this morning. I thought it was too important not to pass on. You can find the original article on the FDA website.
FDA Advises Consumers Not To Use Certain Zicam Cold Remedies
Intranasal Zinc Product Linked to Loss of Sense of Smell
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration today advised consumers to stop using three products marketed over-the-counter as cold remedies because they are associated with the loss of sense of smell (anosmia). Anosmia may be long-lasting or permanent.
The products are:
--Zicam Cold Remedy Nasal Gel
--Zicam Cold Remedy Nasal Swabs
--Zicam Cold Remedy Swabs, Kids Size (a discontinued product)
The FDA has received more than 130 reports of loss of sense of smell associated with the use of these three Zicam products. In these reports, many people who experienced a loss of smell said the condition occurred with the first dose; others reported a loss of the sense of smell after multiple uses of the products.
“Loss of sense of smell is a serious risk for people who use these products for relief from cold symptoms,” said Janet Woodcock, M.D., director of the FDA’s Center for Drug Evaluation and Research (CDER). “We are concerned that consumers may unknowingly use a product that could cause serious harm, and therefore we are advising them not to use these products for any reason.”
People who have experienced a loss of sense of smell or other problems after use of the affected Zicam products should contact their health care professional. The loss of sense of smell can adversely affect a person’s quality of life, and can limit the ability to detect the smell of gas or smoke or other signs of danger in the environment.
The FDA has issued Matrixx Initiatives, maker of these Zicam products, a warning letter telling it that these products cannot be marketed without FDA approval.
“Companies have an obligation to the public to demonstrate to the FDA that their products are safe, particularly when there is evidence they may be causing serious adverse events, and they are marketed for minor, self-limiting conditions like the common cold,” said Deborah M. Autor, director of CDER’s Office of Compliance.
Health care professionals and consumers are encouraged to report adverse events (side effects) that may be related to the use of these products to the FDA's MedWatch Adverse Event Reporting program online, by regular mail, fax or phone.
--Online
--Regular Mail: use FDA postage paid form 3500 and mail to MedWatch, 5600 Fishers Lane, Rockville, MD 20852-9787
--Fax: 800-FDA-0178
--Phone: 800-FDA-1088
For more information:
http://www.fda.gov/Drugs/DrugSafety/PostmarketDrugSafetyInformationforPatientsandProviders/ucm166834.htm

Intranasal Zinc Product Linked to Loss of Sense of Smell
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration today advised consumers to stop using three products marketed over-the-counter as cold remedies because they are associated with the loss of sense of smell (anosmia). Anosmia may be long-lasting or permanent.
The products are:
--Zicam Cold Remedy Nasal Gel
--Zicam Cold Remedy Nasal Swabs
--Zicam Cold Remedy Swabs, Kids Size (a discontinued product)
The FDA has received more than 130 reports of loss of sense of smell associated with the use of these three Zicam products. In these reports, many people who experienced a loss of smell said the condition occurred with the first dose; others reported a loss of the sense of smell after multiple uses of the products.
“Loss of sense of smell is a serious risk for people who use these products for relief from cold symptoms,” said Janet Woodcock, M.D., director of the FDA’s Center for Drug Evaluation and Research (CDER). “We are concerned that consumers may unknowingly use a product that could cause serious harm, and therefore we are advising them not to use these products for any reason.”
People who have experienced a loss of sense of smell or other problems after use of the affected Zicam products should contact their health care professional. The loss of sense of smell can adversely affect a person’s quality of life, and can limit the ability to detect the smell of gas or smoke or other signs of danger in the environment.
The FDA has issued Matrixx Initiatives, maker of these Zicam products, a warning letter telling it that these products cannot be marketed without FDA approval.
“Companies have an obligation to the public to demonstrate to the FDA that their products are safe, particularly when there is evidence they may be causing serious adverse events, and they are marketed for minor, self-limiting conditions like the common cold,” said Deborah M. Autor, director of CDER’s Office of Compliance.
Health care professionals and consumers are encouraged to report adverse events (side effects) that may be related to the use of these products to the FDA's MedWatch Adverse Event Reporting program online, by regular mail, fax or phone.
--Online
--Regular Mail: use FDA postage paid form 3500 and mail to MedWatch, 5600 Fishers Lane, Rockville, MD 20852-9787
--Fax: 800-FDA-0178
--Phone: 800-FDA-1088
For more information:
http://www.fda.gov/Drugs/DrugSafety/PostmarketDrugSafetyInformationforPatientsandProviders/ucm166834.htm
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
I agree with most of this video's presentation of the Gospel. I would have preferred they used "sin" and "repentance and faith" instead of "wrong-doings" and "surrendering everything", but overall, I thought it was one of the better Gospel presentations I've heard in a while.
Monday, January 4, 2010
“Since we are justified by faith alone, it is clear that the inner person cannot be justified, freed or saved by any external work or act, and such works, whatever they may be, have nothing to do with the inner person. Therefore, only ungodliness and unbelief of the heart make a person a condemned servant of sin — this cannot be caused by any external work or act of sin. It follows that it ought to be the primary goal of every Christian to put aside confidence in works and grow stronger in the belief that we are saved by faith alone. Through this faith the Christian should increase in knowledge not of works but of Christ Jesus and the benefits of his death and resurrection.”
- Martin Luther, The Freedom of the Christian (Minneapolis, 2008), page 55, italics added. Original blog post here.
Friday, January 1, 2010
With the snow coming down like crazy last night, we hurriedly went to Target and bought a sled for Robby, looking forward to taking him sledding for the first time. Much to our surprise, the weather took a turn and everything was a rainy, slushy mess the next day. We felt so bad, watching Rob run to his sled sitting in the kitchen over and over again, but despite the horribly wet weather, Matt still took him out and pulled him around until his shoes were sopping wet. What a good daddy. Here's hoping for some more snow!
Anticipating going outside, Rob sat and watched Wallace & Gromit from his sled this morning.
Even the slushiest of conditions could not keep these two from their sledding plans!
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